6 Types of Guys In a Club

"GUYS" that You'll Meet at a Club

Okay this blog is mainly for entertainment purpose and well don't hate me we're in the 21st century, everyone has that freedom of speech. You could choose not to read if this offends you. Well I'm not stereotyping all of the guys and I'm just telling you guys what I know.




1. The Horny Dudes
These guys planned to shag girls that they have eyes on and they would be the first to offer the girls a ride home. They'll stick very close to you in the club for the entire night and you can't even get rid of them ; they'll be physical by touching every inch of your body especially your boobs or your vagina . They'll even fingers you when you're at the dance floor.


2.The Geeks
These guys would be the socially awkward people who tries so hard to approach or dance with the girls but they only scares them instead. They do not know how to be physical or even impress the girls. When they starts dancing it looks embarrassing and hideous.


3. Threesome Plan
These guys are the ones who make a pact of  hitting on the bunch of girls who are friends and they'll always dance together not planning to move an inch away from their friends. They'll do everything together not leaving each other or they even planned to shag the same girl.



4.Good GUY
These guys would be absolutely rare to find in a club girls if you ever meet them you're lucky. They are the ones who are always  sober or they would even take good care of their girl friends. They wouldn't have any intentions of having sex with you. You and him would only be talking and exchanging numbers. No physical contact  just pure conversation.


5. Desperate and Obsessive
These guys would be asking your numbers and when they do they'll text you and ask you out right away. In the club they'll make out with you for thousands of times and they'll be marking you as their possession
not allowing you to dance with other guys or they'll just tell them that you're his girlfriend. None of the guys are allowed to touch you because you are  his.



6.The Antisocial
 These guys would only drink with their group of friends and they would not leave their seat or talk to any other girls. They'll just watch and not dance . That's it . They would not make a move for the entire night and they seem to look uninterested . Hypothetically its either their first visit to a club or either they're not single